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| Male, 36 |
| Linkage: No linkage |
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| Sexual preference: |
Straight |
| Looking for: |
No one in particular |
| Birthplace: |
A vagina in New Jersey. |
| Favorite Atari game: |
The tank game. But only with bouncing bullets and invisible tanks. |
| Title of my life story: |
"The Man Who Solved Wind" |
| Starring: |
Gary Coleman |
| Food: |
Chicken Parmigiana! |
| Ice cream: |
Neopolitan. All bases covered with that one. |
| Drink: |
Sometimes |
| Smoke: |
Never |
| Cola preference: |
Coca-Cola |
| Planet: |
Saturn |
| Occupation: |
I test hampsters. |
| Enjoy work: |
I love my job |
| Website: |
http://www.myspace.com/satanas13 |
| Favorite URLs: |
http://www.churchofsatan.com |
| Height: |
5'11" - 6' (179 cm - 183 cm) |
| Eye color: |
Green |
| Religion: |
Satanist |
| Hospitalizations, stitches, broken bones: |
I cracked my uvula on a dog's shoulder blade when I was 408 months old. |
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I have written my life story on scrolls, placed them in several bottles and released them into the sea. If you are truly interested in knowing more about me, go to the beach and wait.
In the meantime, scroll down and read my blog. This will give you an idea if it's worth it or not.
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04/10/2007
<img src="http://www.satanspace.com/graphics/evil/8/devil-sign.gif" border="0" alt="Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures"><BR><BR>Welcome to eggfly Minus!
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04/30/2007
Have a great Walpurgisnacht!
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08/26/2007
“"I'm afraid sometimes
you'll play lonely games too,
games you can't win
because you'll play against you"”
Dr. Seuss
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| A Collection of Horrible Thoughts! |
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In order to receive vital information in a more timely manner, read my blog. Don't be caught not knowing something important just because you're too lazy to obey my commands.
Simply click on one of my blog entries and let it sweep you away to lands never before imagined by someone less intelligent than I.
With this simple action on your part, you will become part of the "in-crowd". You will immediately be better looking, cooler, and may even find a chain wallet buried in your yard. You will have new friends lining up at your door to give you back rubs or a urethra scraping. Reading my blog will also make your wiener bigger (if you're a male) or your tits longer and lumpier (if you're a woman). Don't pass up THAT opportunity.
Start reading now. Don't put off until tomorrow what you can hesitate to do today. |
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| No classifieds or bulletins posted. |
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| Not yet a member of any clubs. |
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